I
have a hidden talent that doesn’t show up until I enter a grocery store. You
see, I have the keen ability to pick the wonkiest shopping cart in the corral. Once I get fifteen yards inside the store entrance,
the nonsense starts. The cart’s wheels wobble in different directions turning
the shopping experience into an athletic event as I struggle to steer clear of
people and products. On another visit, I might grab a different cart with the
wheels that make squeaky, squealing noises causing temporary brain injury. In
today’s economy, store managers would much rather generate sales than repair
rogue carts. I imagine managers advising complaining customers to simply avoid
the wacky carts (as if I could). See if this poor gentleman can sidestep shopping
cart wackiness:
http://youtu.be/wUgNfhPd0uQ
Showdowns!
That explains why the carts malfunction. I can’t believe those two engaged in a
two-minute shopping cart dance and never spoke a word—no communication
whatsoever. We’ll make smarter decisions and experience better results when we talk
to the right people, especially to those who provide good insight, advice and
direction. Who’s your best advisor when you need sound guidance for important
decisions?
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